I feel like Ashton fucks everyone up like even if ur not an Ashton girl uR an Ashton girl HE IS HERE TO FUCK U UP
I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so
how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
my neighbours kept coming up to me and going “we need a special greeting!” so i entered it as “hail Satan” and now they say “hail Satan” every time they see me
guys can we just
this is animal crossing
i put that in the tags but nobody is reblogging with tags and i’m worried that everyone actually thinks i live on a street where people yell HAIL SATAN at each other
well you certainly live up to your url
HOLY SHIT. MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.
Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night.AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.
UPDATE. UPDATE. HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.
SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.
IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care
MICHAEL JUST CALLED BOYBAND THE B WORD I CANT FUCKING BREATHE