i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me
lets just clear that okay i love the 5sos FAM not the FANDOM
au where the 5sos fandom found their fucking chill
These guys are young but they’re already massive. That sounded wrong.
Dylan O’Brien on 5SOS (via 5sosmelbourne)
What you see here is the classic self depreciating “nice guy” how dare a woman and her friends dress up all nice and go out to have fun with their friends without giving you, a complete stranger, any play. How dare women dress up and have a good time for themselves and not dress up and slink around for your enjoyment. “Its to feel fucking superior” Well I know its surprising, but chicks don’t always go out clubbing in the hopes of getting sexual action. Maybe they are not attracted to the opposite sex? But that doesn’t matter to you because you think that if you go up to a woman and ask her to dance like “a gentleman” then she is required to grind on you like there is no tomorrow.
valid reasons for a woman to dress up and go out but reject you:
1. She already has a partner, and just wants to have fun with her friends.
2. She just broke up with her partner and doesn’t want to meet anyone right now.
3. She’s lesbian, asexual, or otherwise not attracted to men.
4. She enjoys fucking random strangers, but not you.
5. She enjoys meeting new people, but you’re a total creep.
6. Literally anything else.
Plus, just think about the reasoning on display in that image. The fact that she spent a lot of money on her outfit and makeup establishes that she owes you something? That’s like arguing that an artist ought to pay you because you looked at her work. It’s Bizarro World logic. I’m not being hyperbolic there; that is literally how logic works on Bizarro World.
I just want to be one of those hot members of the 5SOS fam that people could actually see the lads with.
Everybody talks about what they think Cal, Luke and Ash’s kinks are and no one talks about Michael’s because it literally goes without saying that Michael just loves sex. All sex. Any sex. Every sex.