calcium-the-asian-one:

This is the best tweet about mobbing the boys I’ve ever seen.

calcium-the-asian-one:

This is the best tweet about mobbing the boys I’ve ever seen.

calpawz:

I feel like Ashton fucks everyone up like even if ur not an Ashton girl uR an Ashton girl HE IS HERE TO FUCK U UP

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend


OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

  • lou teasdale: i think ill wear a suit with some hot cleavage for the wedding
  • harry: ....
  • lou: ....
  • harry: ...
  • lou: ....
  • harry: well one of us is gonna have to change
  • sorelatable:

    I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

    how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

    what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

    hallelujah-youngandloaded:

    actualucifer:

    actualucifer:

    my neighbours kept coming up to me and going “we need a special greeting!” so i entered it as “hail Satan” and now they say “hail Satan” every time they see me

    guys can we just
    this is animal crossing
    i put that in the tags but nobody is reblogging with tags and i’m worried that everyone actually thinks i live on a street where people yell HAIL SATAN at each other

    well you certainly live up to your url

    dyannehs:

    dyannehs:

    HOLY SHIT.  MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.  Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night. AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.

    UPDATE.  UPDATE.  HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.

    SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.

    spermbanker:

    IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
    1. Me neither
    2. I don’t care

  • Calum: I want the message for this concert to be that this is an escape from reality.
  • Michael: I want the message for this concert to be it's appropriate to get naked whenever you want to.
  • Calum: Yeah, well. I was trying to say something meaningful.
  • Interviewer: Sometimes people call you a boy band-
  • Michael: THE B-WORD
  • Luke: *gasps*
  • Ashton: *crying*
  • Calum: *soothing Ashton while shaking his head slowly*
  • ashtonkisses:

    MICHAEL JUST CALLED BOYBAND THE B WORD I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

  • Interviewer: Sometimes people call you a boy band ....
  • Michael: THE B-WORD